Dear Cupcake,
This evening my husband and I heard a report on Keith Olberman involving Gary Coleman and the fact that there are NO nude photographs of him on the Internet. We would have otherwise dismissed this as a horrible scheme to break the hearts of all humans everywhere but the source of this report was GARY COLEMAN HIMSELF so, knowing that we must now accept this revolting reality---THAT THERE WILL BE NO NUDE PHOTOGRAPHS OF GARY COLEMAN FOR VIEWING---do you know if there will be a FEMA sponsored Regroup-Recover-Rebuild Movement or will the Red Cross simply provide constant grief counseling at various stadiums throughout the country?
---Seriously Considering Smothering Ourselves in Snohomish
Dear Ourselves,
No.
Good luck,
Cupcake
4 comments:
If Gary Coleman were to show up naked on the internet would we have to ask Who Dat?
I think I would actually need counseling if in fact I saw a nude photograph of Gary Coleman.
But who would know better than GC himself? OMG! Can he just please go away now?
Nekkid GC? I would need some couseling after seeing that.
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