Why Lee Jeans Do Not Work On Men:
1. Long Flat Butt Effect: Is that a behind or a refrigerator?
2. Toddler Alarm/Upset: Mommy, why does that man have no waist?
3. WALL OF PAUNCH
4. Cowboy boot requirement---what if you have no cowboy boots? Not fair.
Wake up and smell the flare,
Judy J. Jordache
3 comments:
I hate the Wrangler jeans. Excuse me, but no one wants to see that. Same goes for straight legged jeans. Give yourself some wiggle room, boys. Your junk ain't pretty, so keep it loose. That's it.
Dear Judy:
Old school Levi 501's rock it. Whatever that means.
Believe me I learned from reading the Glamour DON'T column. Those big black rectangle shplotches across the eyes of the offender left their mark. For good. You all obviously studied the same periodical.
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