285. The depth of Shakira's sex appeal
286. Why you never hear about canker sores anymore
287. When you're in your car at a light waiting to turn left and there is no opportunity to go without risking life and limb and the driver behind you honks like an asshole because he's in a hurry
7 comments:
Good ones.
I have been plagued my whole life with canker sores.
And I could kill those a holes that do that.
I'm with you on all three, especially the honkers...where do they get off?
I've learned what gets the honkers more than flipping them off, is turning around and blowing them a kiss. They just don't know how to react.
Depth. I thought you said death and I was relieved I'd made that mistake.
I wave and make happy faces when I want to bug somebody.
You want to hear about my canker sores?? I could go on for hours! They're a bitch, I tell ya.
286 is easy. They simply want you out of the way. Whether you get killed or not, they don't care.
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