1. Gingivitis
2. Dolls who come to life and try to kill me with hatchets
3. Being forced to follow the advice of Milli Vanilli's publicist
4. Noxious paint fumes
5. Waking up and realizing I have Keith Richards' complexion
You do know that, having completed "Life," I am now totally in love with Keef, Grand Canyon Face and all? I don't think I'd feel the same way after reading Hermie's memoir.
7 comments:
omg, I needed this laugh.
Perfect.
I'm with you.
He is smarmy. And yes, that's a word.
Well spoken...all of it true. You have a real knack for getting to the heart of matters.
You do know that, having completed "Life," I am now totally in love with Keef, Grand Canyon Face and all? I don't think I'd feel the same way after reading Hermie's memoir.
Can't wait for you to get to Newt!
I did Newt! There are so many things I love more than him.
Are those the dolls from Karen Black's Trilogy of Terror? They actually would be more loveable than Herm.
TOTALLY Karen Black dolls!
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