249. Tofurkey
250. Shopping cart road ragers
251. When morning show people go from a horrifying story about mass murder to a segment about how to find the right bra size using the phrase AND ON A MUCH LIGHTER NOTE.
Oh-oh. I might just be a shopping cart road rager. I do everything fast, fast, fast. I'm just wired that one. And I don't understand the PEOPLE WHO LEAVE THEIR CARTS IN THE FREAKIN' MIDDLE OF THE AISLE AS THEY PERUSE THE PRODUCTS WITH A GLAZED EXPRESSION. I MEAN, HOW HARD IS IT TO STAY COURTEOUSLY ON ONE SIDE OF THE AISLE AND NOT CLOG UP THE WHOLE PLACE WITH YOUR DAMN CART!
I don't know. It's hard for me to say, really, if I'm a cart rager.
Tofurkey should be tossed in the garbage. No one is going to eat it, except maybe the guest that brought the yummy delight. And the left overs, which will be plentiful, will end up the garbage. Thus saving the middle step and not getting a dish dirty.
I personally get angry with the people who come CHARGING out of the side aisles into the main aisle (WHO SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY) and don't even pause to look if anyone is coming down the main aisle before the come a' chargin' out.
7 comments:
I love when the news readers ad lib at the end of a shocking story, 'Shocking story, thanks Ted.'
I love that so much!
I think they spend years or even minutes in Improv before they take to the air. Otherwise, HOW COULD THEY BE SO QUICK WITH THEIR WIT?
Matt Lauer ahould have the decency to segue to a commercial when it comes to underwear.
Oh-oh. I might just be a shopping cart road rager. I do everything fast, fast, fast. I'm just wired that one. And I don't understand the PEOPLE WHO LEAVE THEIR CARTS IN THE FREAKIN' MIDDLE OF THE AISLE AS THEY PERUSE THE PRODUCTS WITH A GLAZED EXPRESSION. I MEAN, HOW HARD IS IT TO STAY COURTEOUSLY ON ONE SIDE OF THE AISLE AND NOT CLOG UP THE WHOLE PLACE WITH YOUR DAMN CART!
I don't know. It's hard for me to say, really, if I'm a cart rager.
Tofurkey should be tossed in the garbage. No one is going to eat it, except maybe the guest that brought the yummy delight. And the left overs, which will be plentiful, will end up the garbage. Thus saving the middle step and not getting a dish dirty.
I personally get angry with the people who come CHARGING out of the side aisles into the main aisle (WHO SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY) and don't even pause to look if anyone is coming down the main aisle before the come a' chargin' out.
I hate the aisle hogs too Joann and there is no way you're a cart rager.
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