Sunday Prayer

Oh Heavenly Father of Holy Things such as cottage cheese in kibble and early morning squirrel skirmishes and the possibility of a world without flies and furniture leaping and the Lay in the Sun Forever and Pretend I'm a Lizard game and the smell of moldy food in the gutter---I bow down to you and plead for your mercy that you might interrupt the mindless Sunday chores ritual my owners have that consumes their every movement and instead force them to focus their energy on precious Yellow-Bone-That-Sounds-Like-a -Bowling-Ball-When-It-Hits-the-Floor throw time so that we might all then live in peace and rapture dear lord thank you for your time Amen.