1. Being forced to compete in a truck pull
2. Overdraft charges
3. Steel wool massages in my anus
4. Falling into a well filled with angry monkeys
5. Formaldehyde perfume
I am somewhat embarrassed I had to read this twice before realizing you weren't saying you like these things more than Rupert Murdoch liked them. Which seemed a strange list, but I figured maybe you two were close and often competed over hobbies.
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Number 3 made me clench.
Ouch.
do you think this scandal could make fox news go away? ah, it would be well worth it then.
I am somewhat embarrassed I had to read this twice before realizing you weren't saying you like these things more than Rupert Murdoch liked them. Which seemed a strange list, but I figured maybe you two were close and often competed over hobbies.
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