353. When Aretha Franklin sings and she does that thing where she makes simple short words sound like they're forty syllables long
354. People that keep giant tubs of licorice and pretzel mix in their office who tell you the I'm so popular because I keep food in my office joke and then laugh like a hyena every time you make eye contact with them
355. Pine scented deodorant
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I used to keep a big bowl of Smarties and DumDums on my desk and then judge people's intelligence by which one they took.
This is why I admire you.
PINE SCENTED DEODERANT? I don't even know what to say.
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