It's okay if you want to be the Galactic Leader of the PEOPLE WHO THINK SOY MILK WILL SOLVE ALL THE ILLS IN THE KNOWN AND UNKNOWN UNIVERSE but could you be so kind as to finish your dissertation over there in the cubicle where the broken chairs are?
Ever sort of fondly,
Diana Dairy
8 comments:
And bring the tofu people with you.
Whoa, dudes! It's not nice to diss a brand new visitor so fast! I'll have you know that I'm vivaciously, victoriously, vacuously vegan and I expect the planet to be so impressed it heals itself.
Apparently, that plan isn't working out like I'd hoped. Nobody gives a durn about my eating habits except Bill McKibben.
Oh, well. Cute post.
P.S.
I think this is gonna work out for us, though. I just read your profile's Interests section and we're running neck and neck on everything but the ice-cold-milk. A relationship that starts with a mutual love for Eudora Welty and shredded wheat is probably going to be pretty solid.
Eudora Wheat.
Make mine almond milk with a back of red wine. I hate myself.
Almond milk eludes me. I want to love it but it makes me fart like a construction worker.
Hahaha!! I love how you direct them to the broken chairs. I hope there is room for them there because I sent some vegetarians over there a bit earlier.
Life is hard enough without Food Lectures.
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