Dear Cupcake,
My husband and I were recently involved in a small neighborhood skirmish that involved a disagreement over Ken Burns's ancestry. Some of us argued that he is the great-great-great grandson of the cherry cheeked gnome in that odd 70's All-Wood-Cast Christmas classic Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer and others never wavered from their belief that Ken is a direct descendant of the miniature faced Thomas the Tank Engine villagers while a renegade few disparaged the views of the rest of us and just kept yelling HE'S A WHO FROM WHOVILLE, YOU'RE A COMPLETE MORON IF YOU DON'T SEE THAT. Can you weigh in here and tell us who is right?
---Ready To Rumble In Rialto
Dear Rumble,
No.
Good Luck,
Cupcake
3 comments:
It's never a good idea to fight with your neighbors. Patch things up by inviting them over for tuna casserole and a spouse swap.
I think John Denver, can he sing? Oh wait neither could John.
He clearly descends from Herbie the elf, aka the North Pole's only soft felt and masking tape dentist.
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