Dear Cupcake,
Everywhere I look on the Internet I see a very important notice that proclaims FOLLOW THIS ONE SIMPLE RULE AND LOSE YOUR BELLY FAT FOREVER! and I've never taken the time to investigate this No Belly Fat Formula That Is Unusually Easy but I was wondering if you knew---does the one rule to losing belly fat involve NOT consuming 3/4 of a pint of Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Macadamia like a crazed (albeit happy) baboon in front of the T.V. while RIPPING TO SHREDS last year's movie about Tolstoy with your hubby OR does the one ridiculously DUMBO rule to rid your tummy lard involve simply saying THANK YOU KINDLY, BUT NO to any offers of large, piping hot Snicker doodles during the work day?
---Bewildered and Bloated in Beaver Creek
Dear Bloated,
No.
Good luck,
Cupcake
4 comments:
It's curious to me that the top chefs urge us to eat their ingredient du jour, "pork belly," yet the media will criticize our "women's belly" that results when we do. Not that anyone in the media is interested in The Zadge's belly.
Ben & Jerry make a 3/4 pint? Where can I get that?
The big thundering kettle drums on the belly fat commercial bring the point home. I can almost hear them when I walk to my fridge.
My tummy is a frienemy now.
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