Hi. I'm a Tupperware Lid and here is my To-Do List:
1. Wake up and change positions; find the nearest corner to get wedged in
2. Attend Top Five Thousand Habits Of Highly Annoying Things workshop in the spice drawer
3. Find and make amends with the magenta Ziploc top I called a two bit whore
4. Work on shape shifting in preparation for any dumb, pie in the sky attempts at organization (practice resistance posture!)
5. Finish final draft of memoir, Lids Who Run With the Wolves: Reclaiming Joy Inside a Drawer
4 comments:
Organization is overrated.
6. Sign up for Match.com to try and find my missing bottom half.
No matter how I organize my spice cupboard, the celery salt will cloak until I remove every single bottle, thus making a tuna sandwich an unbearable effort.
Organization is my Everything.
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