Dear Cupcake,
Most every day, when I wake up in the morning, I tell myself NO FUCKING SUGAR! But then as the day goes on there is a little voice in my head that starts to browbeat me about the fact that I'm not eating sugar and it says things like CAN-DY! CAN-DY! CAN-DY! or If we do not consume a Peppermint Patty within 3.5 minutes our elbows will explode. Now, my question to you is---do you think the voice I'm hearing is the devil and I need to get all geared up for battle or should I just give up and take advantage of the 3 for the price of 1 Haagen Dazs deal at Ralphs?
---Having a Heart Attack in Helsinki
Dear Attack,
No.
Good luck,
Cupcake
5 comments:
Eric Clapton said that his first addiction was sugar.
For reals.
Salt is no more a friend than sugar.
l. cornbean
Sugar reigns.
Sugar is too much fun to not have.
I love sugar. And if it's all whipped in with butter and baked into a rich dessert, well, even better. Here's how I make food choices~~~~~I ask myself "if I get in a car wreck and die today, do I want to die with a rice cake and celery in my belly or a kahlua cheesecake brownie (or 2. or 3.)"~~my method never fails me :)If it ends up clogging an artery or whatever then so be it!!! At least I lived happy!! IMO, it's better to live a potentially shorter but joyful life than a longer one of deprivation!!! Eat, drink and be merry :)
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