Things That Look More Like a Turtle Than Senator Mitch McConnell:
1. a turtle
2. a porcelain turtle wearing a little plaid hat at a Disneyland gift shop
3. the title character from the Franklin the Turtle comic books
4. a reclining turtle drinking a margarita on a chef's apron that showcases grilling seafood
5. Crush, the Sea Turtle, from Finding Nemo
2 comments:
there is some Dana Carvey movie from ten years ago or so, and in the trailer he says "turtle, turtle". he may or may not be dressed like a turtle.
that's what I think of every time I see MMcC
You forgot the part where the esteemed turtle talks with marbles in his mouth.
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