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Thursday, September 22, 2011

Things I Don't Understand, Items 365 thru 367

365. How people are able to take professional looking portraits of themselves with twenty other people using the stretch arm technique
366. Why cilantro is so divisive
367. Sweatpants that have words written in big white block letters across the butt

8 comments:

The Zadge said...

366. Because it tastes like soap. Period, no un-period.

duffylou said...

367. And they cost $50 and it's no secret, Victoria.

Carey Brown Strombotne said...

367. juicy butt banner, it's just too much!

linlah said...

Can the letters depict the actual state of the butt, if so let's make those and sell them. QVC, right?

MidLyfeMama said...

365 - You and me both
366 - it only tastes like soap to some people
367 - I work at a college. And I will never understand it.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Please shoot me if you ever see the word Juicy across my butt.

Cupcake Murphy said...

WIDE LOAD.

Cupcake Murphy said...

Instead of PINK or JUICY they should have those little figurine decals people plaster on their car back windows---the ones that showcase entire extended families including names. If you have a giant butt it would be fun to see how many family members you could fit. Like, could you fit great, great, GREAT grandma? Or maybe some uncles on your dad's side.