How To Tell If Your Butt Is Talking Too Much:
1. The person you're conversing with asks you to stand up because the words coming out of your butt are muffled.
2. When you review your Power Point presentation about Power Point Presentations your chair vibrates right around the area of your big fat butt.
3. Mini-lectures given about your theories on Supply and Demand create small wildfires in the four foot radius around your gabby tuckus.
4. People regularly greet you by trying to shake hands with your bottom.
Don't Look At Me I Didn't Make the Rules,
Dixie Doubter
3 comments:
maybe someone does an impression at a high school pep rally as Lily Tomlin as Edith Ann in a rocking chair that isn't oversized and their butt gets stuck in the chair and clings to them up when they get up to leave.
You said it sister.
There are times mine will not stop talking. I just innocently look around.
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