234. Elderly men in pleated pants 235. How much toothpaste is left in the toothpaste tube after you think there is absolutely no more toothpaste left 236. Hairless cats
234: Room for a diaper or a chubby, depending on the mood of the day. 235: Ya gotta cut the end off and stick your toothbrush in there. 236: Me either.
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toothpaste, squeeze it the very end, and again and again. And again.
I always thought a hairless cat was just about the ugliest thing. Until I saw the hairless racoon (chupacabra) in my backyard.
How come chocolate doesn't keep coming out of the wrapper like toothpaste does?
@ Dawn, Bah!
Elderly men have a lot of spaaaare parts haaanging around. They need some place to store it.
234: Room for a diaper or a chubby, depending on the mood of the day.
235: Ya gotta cut the end off and stick your toothbrush in there.
236: Me either.
Those hairless cats freak me out almost as much as Donald Trump's hair does.
Cats are not cool and a hairless cat is just wickedly uncool.
And I think I like elderly men in pleated pants much more than elderly men in Speedos. And we have entirely too many of those kind here in florida.
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