I am aware that my life is filled with love and fresh flowers that last for weeks on end as if they are genetically altered and a husband who doesn't judge me for my year round devotion to flannel sheets and decent shower pressure and a view of the ocean and a dog who rivals Jon Stewart in the personality department and a bunion free existence thus far and the presence of mind to know that orange is the only color for anything Le Creuset and relatively few run ins with the law and plenty of really nice towels and reliably good breath and I appreciate all of this magic---I really do---but it would all go straight into the crapper if it weren't for my beloved Grape-Nuts.
I honestly do not know if I could survive without their handsome, stalwart, no-nonsense presence in my life and lord knows I'd be a fool to try.
Yours in proper milk to cereal ratio,
Princess Crunch
6 comments:
Oh that handsome hunk of a man Eulle Gibbons. I started eating Grape-Nuts in the '70s due to his TV commercials. Of course I now have little nubs for teeth but I am really healthy!
I have bunions but no grape nuts. Is there a connection?
I'm on Team Cheerios.
Orange is the only color for Fiestaware as well. Fiestaware filled with Grape Nuts.
Opening ceremonies tonight! Beef stew in the Le Creuset - isn't life good?
You all make me woozy with your snazzy comments.
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