Sometimes, when I get an email I look to see where I am in the address list order and I feel oddly confident when I find that I'm early on in the list.
"When Gert was trying to decide where to relocate the vending machine, she for sure needed my input." I think, proudly.
Like, if I'm in between a "V" and a "B" and I'm an "A"--- It's clear that the address order was not alphabetical. And I am a winner--because I've sprung to mind quickly and you must admit that there are worse things than springing to mind...quickly.
Yours In Paranoid Defensiveness,
Harshy Harsherson
Harshtown, USA
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