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Monday, May 17, 2010

Monday Judgements and Warnings

Why Lee Jeans Do Not Work On Men:

1. Long Flat Butt Effect: Is that a behind or a refrigerator?
2. Toddler Alarm/Upset: Mommy, why does that man have no waist?
4. Cowboy boot requirement---what if you have no cowboy boots? Not fair.

Wake up and smell the flare,
Judy J. Jordache


Joann Mannix said...

I hate the Wrangler jeans. Excuse me, but no one wants to see that. Same goes for straight legged jeans. Give yourself some wiggle room, boys. Your junk ain't pretty, so keep it loose. That's it.

linlah said...

Dear Judy:
Old school Levi 501's rock it. Whatever that means.

Cupcake Murphy said...

Believe me I learned from reading the Glamour DON'T column. Those big black rectangle shplotches across the eyes of the offender left their mark. For good. You all obviously studied the same periodical.