Dear Cupcake,
I realize that it is an unavoidable reality that Ryan Seacrest is taking over the world but I was wondering if you could offer any guidance on how a small family might protect themselves once we are under Supreme Seacrest Oligarchy Rule. Do you advise building a mud hut and living under a freeway overpass or would it be better to move to Antarctica and try to create a life communing with vicious sea eels?
---Tweaked Out In Tehachapi
Dear Tweaked,
No.
Good Luck,
Cupcake
3 comments:
Actually, I think "small families" are fine under the Seacrest Dictatorship. It's those of us folk over 5'9" that have to head for the hills.
I simply do not understand the creature called Seacrest.
I do not understand their girlfriends.
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