Hello class. Here are the Age Bracket Guidelines regarding when you can use the word "toot" when you're talking about farting:
In utero - age four: YES
Age four - death: NO
If you think this is a joke---think again,
Professor Punch In Face
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My mother calls them "barking spiders."
how about the word 'pootie'? Can we use that?
A fart is a fart is a fart.
Period.
What are the Age Bracket Guidelines for using the word fluffing instead of farting?
A fart is something to be ignored. Ignored I say.
Those which emit from the rear ends of my family don't fit the description of toot.
Class, Susan brings up a good point. Most farts sound like fog horns or frightening cows or geese that are being shot so, and I know you may not like this, no pootie (you could say Pootie Tang though) or fluffie however I will keep you posted on any new research findings.
Also. Class? Thank you for your astute and interesting questions.
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