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Monday, December 12, 2011

Monday Judgements and Warnings

Hello class.  Here are the Age Bracket Guidelines regarding when you can use the word "toot" when you're talking about farting:

In utero - age four:  YES

Age four -  death:  NO

If you think this is a joke---think again,
Professor Punch In Face

8 comments:

The Zadge said...

My mother calls them "barking spiders."

Frank's Corner said...

how about the word 'pootie'? Can we use that?

Hilary said...

A fart is a fart is a fart.
Period.

claudia said...

What are the Age Bracket Guidelines for using the word fluffing instead of farting?

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

A fart is something to be ignored. Ignored I say.

Twisted Susan said...

Those which emit from the rear ends of my family don't fit the description of toot.

Cupcake Murphy said...

Class, Susan brings up a good point. Most farts sound like fog horns or frightening cows or geese that are being shot so, and I know you may not like this, no pootie (you could say Pootie Tang though) or fluffie however I will keep you posted on any new research findings.

Cupcake Murphy said...

Also. Class? Thank you for your astute and interesting questions.