I know it Tis the Season of Love and Joy and Reynolds Wrap and Orange Zest and Glenfiddich and all that but just so you know Tis also the Season of Receiving You-Dead-Lil-Missy Looks Just Because You Don't Have a PhD In Tim Tebow.
If you need me I'll be hiding in my stocking,
Dumbshit, The Unknowingest Elf
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I had dinner with Tim Tebow in September. True story. He sat right behind me at a restaurant in Denver. I could barely restrain myself from biting into his yummy biceps. Of course, he doesn't know that he had dinner with ME.
Pbbbffffffttt. Fahged about it...I only know who he is because he is that cute guy on Pinterest with the black under the eyes with one side reading "John" and the other reading "3:16"
Wow, Jennifer really loves you Cupcake.
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