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Monday, August 24, 2009

Things I Like More Than Karl Rove

1. Assembling furniture from IKEA with only my feet
2. Open casket funerals
3. Pollution flavored Snapple
4. Being stuck in an elevator with Siegfried, Roy and their unpredictable tiger
5. Doing the Running Of The Bulls on a Pogo stick


linlah said...

and because he's not a real Karl.

Leah Rubin said...

Did you omit accidentally inserting your right arm into a tree chipper, a la "Fargo"?

I thought so...