Dear Cupcake,
I'm terrified about what will happen when and if the coverage about Michael Jackson's death ends. What do you think will be on television when this happens? Will elevators and traffic lights still work? Will all of it just stop, without a peep from Marlon or Blanket or the Neverland Ranch plant sculptors? I've tried to get answers to these questions from my friends and family but they tell me I'm crazy and to stop worrying because the coverage about Michael Jackson's death will never end...EVER. Do you think they're right or should I prepare myself for life without Continuous, Breaking, Exclusive, Latest and Never Before Seen Michael Jackson coverage?
---Mixed Up and Drooling In Fort Ord
Dear Drooling,
No.
Good luck,
Cupcake
3 comments:
will elevators stop if Blanket speaks?
You mean it has finally stopped? I chopped all our tv sets into little tiny pieces in a fury after all that crazy 24/7 coverage-- the voices in my head made me do it.
Never over. Ever.
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