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Saturday, March 6, 2010

Saturday SlobberLove

Take a moment.

Light an aromatherapy candle.

Breath deep. Deep into your chest and abdomen and spleen and then down, down, down toward your Ugg boots.

Settle your mind. Your body. Your bowels.

Now. Think about what your life would be like without:

PAPER TOWELS

Then feeeeeeel the gratitude.

Namaste,
Gary the Gregarious

4 comments:

linlah said...

I'm laughing ride down tot he toes of my Uggs or maybe my Vans.

Dawn in Austin said...

The toes in my Vans are giggling. I honestly think I should own stock in paper towels. Between me and my mother, we kepp Brawny in business!

The Zadge said...

Ah yes, the ancient Paper Towel Chakra!

Twisted Susan said...

Totally.