Dear Cupcake,
I get that blueberries reduce stress, supply your brain with crispier oxygen, produce antioxidants five million times faster than the speediest antioxidant machine and replenish all the cells in your body in the time it takes to understand Ina Garten's chicken parmesan recipe but do they have the power to prevent new neighbors from letting their dogs leave big steamy piles of poop everywhere?
---Flummoxed and Furious in Fontana
Dear Flummoxed,
No.
Good luck,
Cupcake
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