While driving this afternoon I was lucky enough to pass by a classy lady who was cruising in a deep olive green Cadillac Seville with stunning gold piping and some real good lookin' white walls that shouted I WILL KICK YOUR ASS IN BRIDGE.
I say I was lucky to see this helluva dame not because I never knew you could order a car in Extra Large Gigantic size and still keep the gold piping in the package but because she had the following statement written in bright shocking pink around her license plate:
ZERO TO BITCH IN 4.9 SECONDS
If I'm not mistaken that is some valuable information right there.
To know me is to fear me,
Delores with the refrigerator sized hair
3 comments:
I saw a similar car in AZ over the weekend but the lisence plate declared it a classic. I was confused.
Hmm, I think I saw "Delores" at my local liquor store last month. She bought a pack of Marlboro's, a jug of wine and then promptly backed into a car and peeled off in her leopard coat. Quite a broad, I must say.
"Peeled off" I love that.
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