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Friday, May 28, 2010

Friday Conclusion

Today I was doing this BE MINDFUL ABOUT THE TOILET AND ABOUT YOUR BREATH AND ABOUT YOUR EYELASHES AND ABOUT YOUR BUTT CRACK AND ABOUT THE BIRDS AND ABOUT YOUR FOOT ON THE BRAKE PEDAL AND ABOUT YOUR UNWARRANTED RAGE TOWARD THE ASSHOLE SMALL-TALKER IN THE ELEVATOR INVADING YOUR SPACE LIKE A SERIAL KILLER AND ABOUT THE AIR AND ABOUT WHAT, EXACTLY, CAPERS ARE AND ABOUT DARFUR AND ABOUT CHEWING SLOWER AND ABOUT THOSE DAY TO DAY ACTIVITIES THAT I TAKE ADVANTAGE OF LIKE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL ASLEEP LOSER exercise and I realized that I was drawn to a certain everyday appliance-thing that has captured my heart and had I not practiced my MINDFULNESS ACTIVITY like a soldier I would not have discovered my One True Love For a Thing That I Am Normally Psychotically MINDLESS About In Such a Way That I Should Be Doing Time.

Which brings me to my point and my conclusion:

I AM OPENING A DOOR KNOB STORE.

Bless you ya big dope,
Cindy Spiritual

2 comments:

The Zadge said...

I'm so glad you found your Knob Chakra.

Cupcake Murphy said...

Who knew?