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Monday, May 10, 2010

Monday Judgements and Warnings

I get asked all the time how I maintain such a vibrant, strong, enduring, pure happiness in my life. Passers-by, store clerks, neighbors, crossing guards, policemen, squirrels---even high-profile Life Coaches---they all ask me the same thing over and over. They say HOW DID YOU GET SO GOSH DARN HAPPY?

And when this happens, each time it happens, I say...simply:

NO KELLY RIPA. EVER.

4 comments:

linlah said...

or oprah.

The Zadge said...

or Rachel Ray.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

...and please do wear a string of garlic if you ever watch Martha Stewart.

Joann Mannix said...

I would have to say for me: No ferrets. No Lady Gaa Gaa. No liver. And never, ever, ever any Miley Cyrus.