Dear Cupcake,
Recently, I received the 98 gazillionith email from Sephora promoting their Just Say No To Wrinkles campaign and within the text of the email was a scientific little search field inviting me to Search By Concern so I immediately took advantage of this amazing device and typed in my most serious concerns in that moment: Bears and Someone coming into my office on the rare occasion that I've farted moments before and I have heard NOTHING back from the Sephora Scientists. Does this mean that the people at Sephora are, in fact, NOT scientists or does this mean that I need to consult other marketing experts in order to find a decent balm for my concerned queries?
---Doubled Over With Doubt in Dinwiddle
Dear Doubled,
No.
Good luck,
Cupcake
4 comments:
I await their response as well.
I say no to wrinkles everyday, they don't listen.
Wrinkles are like the bus in Speed. They won't be stopped.
Sheez, I'll send you my Nigerian friends email address he never fails to return a reply. In fact I am about to fly over and meet him in person so I can collect my dead relatives inheritance money. I'll be sure to mention you because he loves making new friends.
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