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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Things I Don't Understand, Items 285 thru 287

285. The depth of  Shakira's sex appeal
286. Why you never hear about canker sores anymore
287. When you're in your car at a light waiting to turn left and there is no opportunity to go without risking life and limb and the driver behind you honks like an asshole because he's in a hurry

7 comments:

Hilary said...

Good ones.
I have been plagued my whole life with canker sores.
And I could kill those a holes that do that.

claudia said...

I'm with you on all three, especially the honkers...where do they get off?

duffylou said...

I've learned what gets the honkers more than flipping them off, is turning around and blowing them a kiss. They just don't know how to react.

linlah said...

Depth. I thought you said death and I was relieved I'd made that mistake.

Twisted Susan said...

I wave and make happy faces when I want to bug somebody.

Dawn in D.C. said...

You want to hear about my canker sores?? I could go on for hours! They're a bitch, I tell ya.

Binky said...

286 is easy. They simply want you out of the way. Whether you get killed or not, they don't care.