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Thursday, April 28, 2011

Things I Don't Understand, Items 312 thru 314

312. Hair plugs
313. Smart Water
314. That freakish smile all the coiffed conservative gals plaster on their faces whenever they get into a heated debate on morning talk shows

4 comments:

The Zadge said...

Number 314 is because they are desperately wishing they had less of 312 and more of 313.

Murr Brewster said...

I don't really understand hair plugs either, but it sounds like something that would be fun to implant randomly on the body. You could shave yourself polka-dotted, and who wouldn't like that?

Sarah said...

Smart Water is actually one of the better bottled waters. . .it's very clean, especially when your city water tastes like the pipes it came in through.

But mainly, Smart Water is for the asshats around you, so they can see you drinking it and say, "Hur hur! Is it MAKING YOU SMARTER???"

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

I would seriously put the hurt on some of those 314 chicks. Don't even ask what I would do to Ann Coulter.