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Monday, May 2, 2011

Monday Judgements and Warnings

This is what will happen to you if you are unfortunate enough to see a picture of Mariah Carey, naked and pregnant with twins, on the cover of an entertainment magazine.

Her dreamy expression alone is enough to blow your ears off and the way her arm is placed across her gigantic bazooms is almost certain to give the most stalwart individual a heart attack so do yourself a favor and skedaddle out of  town for a while until we receive the A-OK that it's safe to come back out into the open.

Step Away From the Periodical,
Captain Frozen Face


linlah said...

I look like that anytime I see Mariah Carey.

Cupcake Murphy said...

She scary.