Sometimes when I want to stretch my math muscle I put on this pair of 400 year old Victoria's Secret grey pajama bottom/sweatpants I have with a pinkish Ajax bleach stain on one leg along with a baggy t-shirt that says "ALIVE" on it in red and yellow letters and I put my hair in a ponytail and stuff it under my favorite blue baseball cap making it appear that I am bald and I go to Whole Foods or CVS or Home Depot and I count the number of times I get called Ma'am.
I like that I make it a game. It's fun. And I learn, because I'm counting to at least a thousand hundred million.
Buoy Up,
Tube Sock Tillie
1 comment:
I prefer "hey lady".
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