"Give me sniffy time or give me death. What is life's purpose if not to slobber on windows? In times of struggle, head outside and lift your leg on trees. Oh wondrous grass!--you are my love, you are my life! Follow the scent of urine and you will find your bliss," he says, before we ask him to please be quiet.
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sniffy time is the best.
Isn't it, though?
But would John be in a car?
You wouldn't think so, would you? But come to find out his love for Half Dome was rivaled only by his obsessive passion for his Ford Taurus.
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