Hi. I'm Aged Balsamic Vinegar and here is my To-Do List:
1. Wake up, ooze velvety goodness
2. Work on latest edits of memoir, "On Being 100% Magical"
3. Gird loins for hysterical stampede from latest first time tasters screaming YOU ARE THE MOST DELICIOUS THING I HAVE EVER TASTED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I'VE TASTED A LOT OF DELICIOUS THINGS LIKE PIZZA IN NAPLES AND BENIETS IN NEW ORLEANS BUT NOTHING IS MORE DELICIOUSER THAN YOU!
4. Choose outfit for "You're Lucky I Don't Cost 45 Million Dollars" lecture at Whole Foods
5. Practice marriage proposal refusals
4 comments:
What a deserving diva!
Brilliant brilliant. You only forgot: Attend encounter group on how to get along with olive oil.
I park my cart in front that that Whole Foods altar a lot. And stare for a long time.
Glad to find my fellow Liquid Gold admirers.
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