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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

The Cupcake Lessons

Hi. I'm Aged Balsamic Vinegar and here is my To-Do List:

1. Wake up, ooze velvety goodness
2. Work on latest edits of memoir, "On Being 100% Magical"
3. Gird loins for hysterical stampede from latest first time tasters screaming YOU ARE THE MOST DELICIOUS THING I HAVE EVER TASTED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I'VE TASTED A LOT OF DELICIOUS THINGS LIKE PIZZA IN NAPLES AND BENIETS IN NEW ORLEANS BUT NOTHING IS MORE DELICIOUSER THAN YOU!
4. Choose outfit for "You're Lucky I Don't Cost 45 Million Dollars" lecture at Whole Foods
5. Practice marriage proposal refusals

4 comments:

The Zadge said...

What a deserving diva!

BOSSY said...

Brilliant brilliant. You only forgot: Attend encounter group on how to get along with olive oil.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

I park my cart in front that that Whole Foods altar a lot. And stare for a long time.

Cupcake Murphy said...

Glad to find my fellow Liquid Gold admirers.