The other day, as a male colleague was walking AWAY from me, I realized that when men go bald it usually starts on the very top, back part of their head so they could go years without actually seeing that they are slowly losing their hair.
My hair looks great, they say, staring at themselves in the mirror.
Women, on the other hand, are faced with sagging boobs which are on the FRONT of the body so that when they get a permanent case of The Drooping Downwards there is no way to not know that this is happening.
Where'd my boobs go? they say, staring at themselves in the mirror.
I'm not a scientist but this has GOT to mean something.
Keep your eyes peeled and your nose plugged,
Sergeant Serious
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I'd like to be on the grant funded team that studies what that means.
Yea, but we have bras and they have...hairpieces?!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! That was awesome!
Those little old ladies with the tape measures keep things looking upright with the right bra.
I love my bra.
I'd rather sag in the front than not know what was going on up top & around back.
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