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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Things I Like More Than BP CEO Tony Hayward

1. Being slugged in the face with a tire iron
2. Cardboard underwear
3. Forcing myself to stare at a photograph of Joan and Melissa Rivers
4. Violent locust swarms during supper
5. Herpes


Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Joan and Melissa and their masks scare me too.

Joann Mannix said...

I cannot even begin to talk about my hatred for this man. And I'm not a hater. It is usually beneath me, but not in this case.

I am a Florida girl and the gulf is my backyard home. The daily pictures of our pelicans and fish and creatures of the sea, so helplessly smothered in oil is breaking my heart into scattered pieces of heartbreak.

Detestable is not a strong enough word. The tire iron would work better on his face.

The Zadge said...

That's because you are just one of the non-yachting, small people who have taken his life from him.

Where the Fur Flies said...

I can't even joke about this situation. It makes me sick.