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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

My husband and I were recently involved in a small neighborhood skirmish that involved a disagreement over Ken Burns's ancestry. Some of us argued that he is the great-great-great grandson of the cherry cheeked gnome in that odd 70's All-Wood-Cast Christmas classic Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer and others never wavered from their belief that Ken is a direct descendant of the miniature faced Thomas the Tank Engine villagers while a renegade few disparaged the views of the rest of us and just kept yelling HE'S A WHO FROM WHOVILLE, YOU'RE A COMPLETE MORON IF YOU DON'T SEE THAT. Can you weigh in here and tell us who is right?
---Ready To Rumble In Rialto

Dear Rumble,
Good Luck,


Twisted Susan said...

It's never a good idea to fight with your neighbors. Patch things up by inviting them over for tuna casserole and a spouse swap.

linlah said...

I think John Denver, can he sing? Oh wait neither could John.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

He clearly descends from Herbie the elf, aka the North Pole's only soft felt and masking tape dentist.