Dude, sometimes you gotta parboil.Asparagus, hello?
I think they spend it on strippers, but I still give them money.
Had to look up "parboiling" and now that's officially What I Learned Today.Also, how about the "I don't give money to people begging on the side of the road because once, I saw I guy end his begging 'shift' and drive off in a newish looking BMW" excuse?
I always thought Dustin's Queen Elizabeth act might be due to a barely controlled tic disorder. Guy's got two expressions: blank or big, cheesy, insincere grin. That's obviously not acting. But, if indeed he has Tourettes, then he's a helluva actor and we should both be ashamed. Oscar-worthy, I'm sayin'.
We pick and choose our panhandlers carefully. I hate the ones with really nice haircuts and designer glasses.
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