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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Things I Like More Than the Tea Party

1. Violent mud slides in the middle of the night
2. Speaking in public without pants on
3. Hee-Haw reruns
4. Cheese grater massages
5. Being in a relationship with Mel Gibson

6 comments:

Dazee Dreamer said...

gotta love those cheese grater massages

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

I think the Hee-Haw Honey's should stage a revival and sing at some of the rallies, with the straw hats, cut off shorts, and best of all; the blacked out teeth.

Gigi said...

how about listening to Nancy Grace?

It's a close one, isn't it?

The Zadge said...

I just want to see an hour long Jon Stewart special featuring Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Senator Sessions, Ann Coulter and Mel Gibson.

That's all the entertainment I need for a year.

Cupcake Murphy said...

I was disturbed by Hee-Haw at a very young age and that feeling has stayed with me ever since.

Kelley said...

I just found your blog from "Laundry Hurts My Feelings" and I'm so glad I did! I laughed out loud at "cheese grater massages"! Hahahaha!!! I love when I get those, too. After the massage, I top the family's baked potatoes with the shreddings. This always annoys them...and then makes them very sick. Look at the path you made my mind take! Oh, well. I'm still going to follow your blog.