I've been hard at work in my laboratory and have recently reached some semi-okay-ish conclusions regarding Richard Simmons and just, what, EXACTLY makes him so gosh darn lovable.
1. He resembles a raisin and who doesn't adore a good raisin?
2. He maintains an OTHERWORDLY enthusiasm and Go-Get-'Emness despite the fact that his hair has the consistency of Pure Wisp
3. Who wears short shorts? Richard wears short shorts!
4. He appears to possess a complete and utter lack of rhythm HOWEVER he refuses to let this stop him when he is leading a squadron of followers during Sweatin To the Oldies
5. Two words: TUBE SOCKS
Step aside and let the man go through,
Harry Hot Pants