If you think you have a steely spirit and you can withstand a lot of hooha and rigmarole and In Your Facey Faceness like you're Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2---I can appreciate that. I really can. But what I want you to do in order to prove your 100% Sanity and 130% Courage is I want you to get up off your big fat ass right now and go into the kitchen and rummage around in your This-Is-Where-I-Keep-My-Zip-Lock-Bags-and-Reynolds-Wrap-and-Parchment-Paper-and-Kitchen-String-and-Extra-Coffee-Filters-and-Random-Crap drawer and I want you to pull out the PLASTIC WRAP...and I want you to GET IN THE RING WITH THAT BAD MOTHER EFFER and I want you to tell me who wins.
And THEN I want you to look me in the eye and tell me that you're strong.
All we are is dust in the wind,