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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

Do you think that Sondra Locke regrets Ratboy as much as I regret my decision to participate in a custom bra fitting at Nordstrom when I was feeling especially dowdy, blotchy and saggy or do you think that it might be impossible to find someone who feels as much remorse as I?
---Still Stunned and Sweaty in Saskatchewan

Dear Sweaty,
Good luck,


The Zadge said...

The lighting in all Nordstroms is utterly hellish and would make a supermodel look fat, but I don't think even that could excuse Ratboy.

Cupcake Murphy said...

The lighting in Nordstrom is of the blotchy sort.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Also, don't go to Nordstroms looking for jeans and have salesguy tell you what kind he thinks you should wear. I went home and ordered on-line.

Joann Mannix said...

Ratboy. That's when you know you're having trouble getting your name in lights.

My daughter is a sizer at Victoria's Secret which is totally hilarious because she finds just about everything "awkward". She does a good job though and can make National Geographic boobs look like Heidi klum's in the right bra.