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Monday, August 8, 2011

Monday Judgements and Warnings

Beg pardon but if you're going to shop your wares as a Life Enhancer Coach and you're going to charge people $799.99 a minute to tell them what they already know you could at least throw in a little primer on the actual differences between Aleve, Tylenol and Advil or at least give a little demo on how to choose a cantaloupe because otherwise you just seem like a big ol' bag uh hot air.

I'm watchin' you,
Mayor Midge Malarkey


The Zadge said...

What do you think she would say when you buy the Organic "Orange" Honeydew Melon at Whole Paycheck for a gazillion dollars a pound, and you cut it open and it is orange not green inside, and you slice it up, thinking you are eating his exotic honeydew locally sourced blah blah blah, and then you realize it tastes exactly like a canteloupe that has not yet met its ripeness, and you find you have once again been MALARKIED by the Whole Paycheck?

Cupcake Murphy said...

She would say some malarkey about how you chose that cantaloupe so you could learn come crappy lesson and then you'd have to karate chop her in the knees. Or something.