Blog has moved, searching new blog...

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Things I Like More Than Rick Perry

1. Clorox smoothies
2. Stepping in fresh dog poop shortly before a job interview
3. Being harpooned by a ship of angry fishermen
4. Tarantulas up my nose
5. Co-parenting with Andy Dick

7 comments:

The Zadge said...

How about being locked in a desert sweatlodge for 24 hours with Bachmann, O'Donnell, Limbaugh and Coulter and the only way out is for one of them to yell, "Yes, we are crazy racist bigoted religious nuts and Obama will go down in history as the most influential president of the 21st century!"

Bring some towels.

Kimmie said...

This list could literally go on forever!!! After all, it's hard to think of even one thing that I like less than Rick Perry (it's a tie between him and Christine O'Donnel~~~in fact, they should go off somewhere and make a sex tape~~~could you imagine?? My choice for #6??? Surgery without anesthesia.

Suzanne said...

I wish I could live inside your mind, just for a few minutes! You're amazing.

Hilary said...

I concur.

Cupcake Murphy said...

I think he's gonna go postal. I can see it in that crazy wide grin.

Donna said...

Oh girlfriend, I am SO with you on this!!!

Anonymous said...

SCARY PERRY!