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Monday, August 29, 2011

Monday Judgements and Warnings

You may or may not agree with what I'm about to say.  I am aware that we all need to save face and we need to appear to be loving, kind people who do not stoop to sub-human levels.  We do not judge.  We do not hate.  We do not sometimes go "WATCH OUT!"  when we see Gayle King's butt.

And we do not make snap judgements about our neighbors, right?

Let the chips fall where they may because I am here to tell you that, regardless of your warm demeanor and your nice, friendly smile and never mind how you seem to be sweetly concerned with our other weird neighbor's cat.  When I pass you on the street and I engage in lovely conversation with you about how we both do not think it proper to have a president or presidential candidate who wears cowboy boots---regardless of all this---the ONLY THING I can think of when I see your bright and shiny face is that one time when I overheard you talking to your husband about how much you loved the haircut on the lead singer of the Goo Goo Dolls.

Back to the drawing board,
Clara of the Closed Minded


MidLyfeMama said...

I just want you to know that Nancy Grace is going to be on Dancing With the Stars. With Chaz Bono. Who used to be Chastity Bono. Add a little David I just had a nervous breakdown and now I think I should try ballroom dancing ON TV Arquette and I.cannot.wait.

Cupcake Murphy said...

It is almost too odd to be good or true.

The Zadge said...

I'm still in too much shock about our Gladys connection to write a witty comment.

Cupcake Murphy said...

It's true. When I first got her I named her Merle but after one or two rides I knew in my soul she was a Gladys. She was shiny and green and had whitewall tires. A real handsome dame.