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Sunday, September 18, 2011

Sunday Prayer

Dear Lord On High or something,

Even though I secretly hate Goldie Hawn and I think that anyone who doesn't like artichokes dipped in lemon butter is a weirdo and I often hiss and spit at the people who order half-cap-non-fat-un-lard-double-foam-grande-triple-axle-frizz-ease lattes at Starbucks and I am an elitist when it comes to 100% cotton socks and underwear, I hope I get points for being a dedicated and enthusiastic collager praise be to all that is holy you may now sit amen.

Yours In Scissor Worship,
Sister Clip and Trim of the Cross


The Zadge said...

Nice to see you also partaking in the Blood of Christ! A good Shiraz, I hope.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Fall is here, I feel my scrapbooks scratching to come out of the craft cubby.