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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

This afternoon I heard a report on NPR about how expensive the cost of oil is and became quite blue, per usual, but then I was relieved to hear that, come Autumn, there is going to be a type of gas called The Winter Blend that will be much cheaper and, needless to say, I have a buttload of questions about this Winter Blend so I thought I'd write to you to see if you knew---Will it be available at Starbucks and, if so, will it have cloves, nutmeg or banana bread in it? And also, will the people who mix The Winter Blend be mixing it in that cabin where they filmed the final scenes for The Bodyguard? And lastly, in your best estimation, do you think Santa's elves will be involved at all and will this create any big scheduling problems with Christmas and overtime and what not? 
---Undulating About Unleaded in Ukiah

Dear Unleaded,
Good luck,


The Zadge said...

See, you make it too hard to leave a comment because you are just that damn brilliant.

Thank god you are my friend!

linlah said...

Just what is a buttload.

Cupcake Murphy said...

A buttload is a wagonfull of ass. Or something.

Cupcake Murphy said...

If you knew how lame I thought that post might be and what a big loser I was you'd want to give me a hug. You can't see me but I'm doing that number from Dreamgirls "AND I AM TELLING YOU..." and dedicating it to The Zadge who always cheers me up. And...curtain.

Meg at the Members Lounge said...

I LOVE the part about the Bodyguard cabin. Plus I need to make banana bread now!